Everyone loves a good joke against an officer - except the officer himself. Your buddies wait until night and sneak up behind the officer. They toss a burlap bag over his head, wrap some rope around it and then throw him in the training camp mud pit. The officer sputters and thrashes about in the stinking mud like a pig For the next week every time the officer passes by,someone does an "Oink, Oink" or "Here Piggy, piggy" behind his back