Smoking on Board Ship

The soldiers have been told not to show any lights on deck at night in case German U-boats are around. After dinner you are dying for some fresh air and a smoke -but is it safe to do both at once?
You consider your options:

- go on deck and sneak a smoke

- smoke below deck where it is noisy, crowded and stale

- resist the urge

What will you do?

Sneak a smoke topside


Smoke below decks


Resist the urge